I was born in the year of the snake and this is quite literally my year… First, some celebration.  Getting through any year on this planet isn’t easy, so let’s celebrate with friends and food and some very old relatives who can barely remember your name. 

This year I’m going to change a few things, as well as go down a few paths that I have wanted to follow for a while.  Working with other subs, more ball-busting content, more streamlined nylon content.  I have in mind a few series of training videos, too.  This year, I’m going to do 3 pull-ups from hanging, and practice lots of rope.  

I’ll be traveling to South Korea in March, and if you are based in Asia, this is the time to reach out and fill out an application.  It’s such an easy hop from Taiwan, or China. I’m learning a little Korean, but I’d rather say awful things to you right into your ear… in Chinese. 

I have NYC, Berlin, and Europe also on the agenda.  Believe it or not NYC is already fully booked.  I know, my sessions are extremely expensive and only the ones who save for a while or are just quite financially comfortable can afford seeing me.  It’s not my fault that I am well-appreciated, and the fortunate ones who have earned a place in my private email list get knowledge of my travels first.  Of course, I have to know you pretty well to have that kind of communication with you.  Hmmm, how did I come to get to know some of you so well, I wonder? :p

For now, I want you to focus on my feet, my legs, my ass, my legs, my boots, my cheekbones, my legs, my feet and my winning, dominant personality.